Voyages of the USS Sisyphus
These are the Voyages of the Starship Sisyphus
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2358-10-03 03:40:48
Senior Crew of the USS Sisyhus lost in the line of duty
Ship is only saved through quick action of Transporter Chief Julius Baxter.
2367-12-05 18:01:30
Cdr. Ch'arles Lorem Lost, Presumed Dead, Planet Mumex.
Turns out: not true.
2368-01-08 03:40:48
Klingon Civil War Ends
That android from the Enterprise prevents Romulan interference. Sneaky Romulans. Gowron wins!
2368-05-24 01:58:21
Crick Watson begins Two year Post-Doc
Aboard Science Vessel USS Tantalus.
2368-06-01 23:37:43
Zarlene Zonalzon flees wedding reception
Jilts new husband Zorb, heads to Earth, joins Starfleet Medical,
2368-06-18 23:37:43
Battle of Wolf 359
39 Starships destroyed. Cdr. William T. Riker saves Federation. What what?
2368-11-13 09:32:57
Dr. Foggy McCloud assigned to USS Sisyphus
He's not there to make friends. He's there to make hands and feet by strategically condensing himself.
2369-02-15 07:35:38
You'll Never Guess Who they Found Alive
Montgomery Scott! Yeah, THAT Montgomery Scott. On a Dyson Sphere, I guess?
2369-05-22 03:40:48
Bajoran Wormhole Discovered
Though its not really theirs. Still, a stable wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant! Only good can come of this!
2369-11-28 03:40:48
Klingons clone their Messiah
Works out better than when humans tried it in 2022.
2370-01-10 03:40:48
2nd Borg invasion
Led by the android Lore, they're individualistic and easier to beat. Sophomore Slump?
2370-04-24 03:40:48
Warp 5 Speed limit announced
Warp drive is discovered to damage subspace, a revelation that no one will grow bored with or forget.
2370-09-02 17:13:01
USS Sisyphus Decomissioned after decades of service.
She was a good ship.
2370-09-09 03:40:48
Maquis!
Rebels rejecting resettlement plans mandated by Federation-Cardassian Peace Treaty take up arms. Viva?
2370-09-27 21:45:12
Julius Valentine Baxter promoted to Captain.
Admiral Damocles likes the cut of the fellow's jib.
2370-09-29 21:45:12
Corbomite Hayes promoted
Look, the Hayes kid wants to be a first officer. Just toss him on some ship that's getting junked, check his box, and he's back on admiral track.
2370-09-30 09:55:40
Japhy Whitman parks his Airsteam
You feel it? This starships arboretum is a good spot. Good energy.
2370-10-01 21:45:12
Fritz Fassbinder named Chief Engineer of USS Sisyphus
Dispatched from Utopia Planitia with instructions to declare the ship condemned, he...does not do that.
2370-10-02 17:13:01
USS Sisyphus recommissioned
hastily.
2370-10-03 10:10:09
Crick Watson randomly assigned to USS Sisyphus
"The God I don't believe in hates me" -LtCdr. Crick Watson
2370-10-03 21:45:12
Cadet Lady Cola promoted to Lt on USS Sisyphus
Lt. Junior-grade Laddie Crola asked to return to basic training.
2370-10-19 15:03:34
L1:Poopdeck
The crew arrives, a questionable tradition is honored.
2370-10-19 15:03:34
USS Sisyphus Relaunches from Starbase 17
Under Captain Julius V. Baxter. Bathrooms are cleaned
2370-10-25 15:03:34
L2:Redshirt's Revenge
The katra, or "ghost," of a Vulcan security guard makes a powerplay.
2370-10-29 15:03:34
Winslow Heffington III joins crew of the USS Sisyphus
Time-Displaced World War* One Flying Ace assigned as helmsman to USS Sisyphus as part of work placement program. *Earth
2370-10-31 15:03:34
L3:Here We Are Again
The crew deals with Time Anomalies and Talent Shows, unsure of which is the biggest threat.
2370-11-07 15:03:34
L4:Assimilation
The Sisyphus encounters a Borg ship. Which is kinda a big deal.
2370-11-14 15:03:34
L5:The Forgotten Phaser
A member of the Q Continuum tests the crew, in the usual ways.
2370-11-21 15:03:34
L6:Schism Part II
Strange memories of stabbings and violence haunt the crew.
2370-11-28 21:48:34
L7:Venereal Space Diseases
A Sisyphus shuttlecraft crashes on the planet Mumex, encountering a stranded Starfleet officer and planetary mayor with big plans.
2370-11-29 21:48:34
Cdr. Ch'arles Lorem Rescued
Delivered to Starbase 135
2370-12-03 21:48:34
Cdr. Ch'arles Lorem Court Martialed
for Prime Directive Violation, Cultural Contamination, and conduct unbecoming. Lorem insists he was becoming constantly.
2370-12-05 21:48:34
L8:Delicate Desires
The Sisyphus is visited by Health & Safety inspectors, who happen to be old high school friends of Captain baxter.
2370-12-12 21:48:34
L9:Camaraderie
A shipwide scavenger hunt reveals weaknesses in crew unity.
2370-12-19 21:48:34
L10:Gravity's Randow
Team Building Consultants with ulterior motives come aboard the Sisyphus.
2370-12-25 07:34:10
Jean-Luc Picard passes Q's Test, on behalf of human race
If you believe him. Honestly, he comes up with at least one story like this every year. This time is was past/present/future thing; sounds like he fell asleep reading a Christmas Carol.
2370-12-26 21:48:34
L12:Mutiny on the Starboard Side
Damn sexy space hippies.
2370-12-27 06:15:20
Jem'Hadar Destroy USS Odessey
Galaxy-Class starship obliterated in Gamma Quadrant by new hostile species...seems like a big deal at the time.
2371-01-02 21:48:34
L11:Pants Off Dance Off Planet
The crew visits planet that loves the dance fears the pants.
2371-01-06 07:02:54
USS Voyager vanishes
While searching for Maquis vessel in Badlands.
2371-01-09 21:48:34
L13:The Sisyphus That Wasn't There
The Sisyphus encounters dopplegangers from a parallel universe. Not like an evil universe, though I guess they are a kinda hardcore. An ABBA universe.
2371-01-16 11:56:09
L14:Cabin Fever
No planets are saved, but LtCdr. Watson kinda blows it with Lady Cola.
2371-01-23 17:27:04
L15:Clone Saga
A Tachyon cloud creates duplicates of the crew.
2371-01-30 17:27:04
L16:Time Conundrum
A mission to the past goes awry when Q visit the ship.
2371-02-03 21:48:34
Ensign Charles Lorem assigned to USS Sisyphus
Ch'arles Lorem somehow reaccepted into Starfleet, is assigned to USS Sisyphus. Don't ask him about his "loophole."
2371-02-06 17:27:04
L17:An Abundance of Fortune
Good times lead to joy rides.
2371-02-13 21:58:15
L18:Beam Me Up, Oprah!
A genetic experiment blends a tribble with a ancient earth icon. Its like they're born with gifts to give away.
2371-02-20 21:58:15
L19:City on the Edge of Forever
Admiral Jeffries send the USS Sisyphus on a secret mission to Forever.
2371-02-23 18:42:27
Holographic Abraham Lincoln gains self-awareness
stays up late into the night discussing it in common room
2371-02-27 21:58:15
L20:The Neutral Planet
The Sisyphus is sent to the Neutral Planet.